Privacy Policy

At Lazy Joe’s Straightaway Oats, we care about your breakfast… and your privacy. While we love sharing the goodness of cold oats with the world, we take your personal information seriously. This page explains what data we collect, how we use it, and how we protect it — all in plain English, no legal jargon (well, almost none).

Welcome to Lazy Joe’s Straightaway Oats!

We love oats. We love fun. And we love your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we handle your personal information when you visit www.lazyjoesoats.com — in plain English, with a sprinkle of oatty humour.

1. What info we collect

When you use our website, we may collect some information about you. Don’t worry, it’s mostly harmless stuff:

  • Location info – If you use our handy store finder, we’ll ask for your location to help you find Lazy Joe’s oats near you. You can say yes or no — totally your choice.

  • Cookies & analytics – We use cookies and similar tech to make our website work better, understand how people use it, and occasionally, to make us feel important when we see how popular our oats are.

2. How we use your info

We use the info we collect for these purposes:

  • To help you find Lazy Joe’s StraightAway Oats in stores (store finder magic!).

  • To improve our website and make it as smooth as our porridge.

  • To comply with legal obligations (because even oats can’t escape rules).

We won’t sell your info to anyone. Nope, not even to the competition (we know, we’re nice like that).

3. Sharing your info

We won’t share your personal information unless:

  • It’s necessary for running the website (like a tech service helping with the store finder).

  • We’re legally required to (the oat police ).

  • You’ve given us permission to (we like clear agreements).

4. Cookies

Yes, we use cookies — the digital kind, not the chocolate-chip kind (we wish!). Cookies help us remember your preferences, measure traffic, and keep our website working properly.

You can choose to disable cookies in your browser, but some parts of our site may not function as intended.

5. Your rights

You have the right to:

  • Ask what info we hold about you

  • Request we correct or delete your info

  • Withdraw your consent for location tracking at any time

Just get in touch at joe@lazyjoesoats.com and we’ll take care of it.

6. Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your info, because your trust is important (and also because we don’t want our servers turning into a porridge soup). However, no security or encryption method can be guaranteed to protect information from hackers or human error.

7. Updates to this policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time — maybe to reflect new oats, new tech, or new laws. We’ll always post the latest version here.

Last updated: 21 November 2025